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In Discovery of the Fact That There Are People On this Earth That Haven’t Seen this Movie (For the Boss)

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I still can’t believe there are humans on this earth that haven’t seen this movie…if you haven’t than you need to see this STAT! unacceptable…this movie is about as big of a part of World History as anything.  Maybe these Memorable quotes will tickle your fancy enough to man up and watch it.  Read these classics and Enjoy.

Ron Burgundy: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.

Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey – I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What’s that? Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Alright?

Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen.
[Standing on the diving board in a speedo]
Ron Burgundy: Cannonball!

Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.

Ron Burgundy: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I’m very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I… I wanna be on you.

Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

Veronica Corningstone: Oh, well, when in Rome.
[chuckles]
Ron Burgundy: Yes? Please, go on.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, do as the Romans do?
[after Ron's blank look]
Veronica Corningstone: It’s an old expression.
Ron Burgundy: Oh! I’ve never heard of it. It’s wonderful, though.

Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.\

Ron Burgundy: Hey Garth. How’s the divorce?
Garth Holliday: Oh, not so good… I’ll probably never see my kids again…
Ron Burgundy: [Interrupts, not listening] Fantastic!

Ron Burgundy: I’m proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that’s what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it’s the pleats… the pleats in the pants. It’s an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back… to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don’t remember.
Ron Burgundy: That’s not a good start, but keep going…
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I’m pretty sure that’s not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.

Brick Tamland: I love… carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love… desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell’s diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn’t make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well… Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

 

This could have went on for fuckin EVER!!!! this entire movie is a memorable quote! see this fucking movie if you haven’t came out in 2004…get on it.

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5 comments

  1. kbsmoka /

    I can call it now….3 or 4 funny parts and the rest of the movie is Will Ferrell being his usual boring unfunny self. This type of crap has already been done. See Adam Sandler. Let me guess, you also like Duce Bigellow, Tropic Thunder and Napoleon Dynamite. The trifecta of trash movies.

    • Tropic Thunder yes DUECE bigellow no napolean dynamite grow up no. Will Ferrell is just one of 8 hilarious characters in this movie…be a part of society and see this movie.

      • kbsmoka /

        Ahh…..ok. 8 hilarious characters. Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Fred Armisen and Steve Carell……How many more unfunny people can we add to it? Steve Carell peaked at 40 Year Old Virgin and Paul Rudd is a permanent side kick in movies. Tropic Thunder? Really? The only thing worse than the original Anchor Man will be the sequel they’re making now.

        • I am saddened by your opinion…maybe one day you’ll find your sense of humor, until than keep watching documentaries on World Wars and foriegn movies in subtitles.

  2. DRO0107 /

    I think vg3 should call in to the show tonight so you two can have a chat about it!

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