screenshot via Sammy Sosa’s ACTUAL OFFICIAL PINTEREST PAGE
My head just exploded and I need a change of underwear. Are you kidding me? First of all – no offense to Sammy Sosa – I didn’t even think Sammy Sosa knew what a computer was much less know how to use one much less sign up for a frickin’ PINTEREST account. PINTEREST!?! This… is unreal. Mind officially blown.
Pinterest is for chicks. Every day I get notifications and alerts about another chick I used to hook up with joining Pinterest because either A) she just got engaged or B) she found out she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, here comes Slammin’ Sammy and his quasi-caucasian makeover just stealing the show. I’ll lay down cold hard cash that he gets more ass than a toilet seat in Taco Bell by pulling this maneuver. Just shrewd genius. Wow, wow, wow and more wow.
Say what you will about the Steroid Era, but if you ask me now who I got: Sosa or McGwire? I’m going Sosa hands down. So f’n baller I can’t f’n stand it. Sammy’s like, “Oh, ju tellin’ me nobody go to Hall of Fame dis year?” “I make my own Hall of Fame”. CAN WE PLEASE VOTE HIM IN NOW?
Hey, listen I was skeptical, too. I heard the rumor and was like, “No way. Someone’s gonna get sued.” But, nope, this if for real. Too legit to quit. Batter up, McGwire. Whatcha got?
Bro, I’m fucking dying right now..